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Fireworks in the far distance, played backwards as 2025 disappears into history.
Our weather station malfunctioned at various points in the year, with the base unit failing in June and the business end packing in in December; consequently none of the statistics are reliable. However the solar panels soldiered bravely on and served up 1,530.932kWh, making 2025 our second best year ever.
A1 is rereading Bad Actors by Mick Herron.

The Girl (and Boy) with All the Gifts

We each gave each other copies of The Burning Grounds and The Halcyon Years but A2 got 2 unduplicated books. Other goodies: hairy shoes, fluffy socks, a cushion cover, salt and pepper grinders, a yoyo, Shiwa coffee, a turntable and a Raspberry Pi. Lucky us.
We had succulent tender roast pork, roast potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, pigs in blankets, stuffing balls, carrots, sprouts, spring greens and gravy for dinner. Tomorrow we will eat it all again.
We are watching Slow Horses. A1 is reading The Regulators by Stephen King. A2 is reading ICE by Jacek Dukaj. Thank you A1.

Oh Christmas Tree


The Yorkshire puddings, pigs in blankets and stuffing balls are ready and the Christmas presents are all wrapped up and awaiting the grand opening. Tomorrow we feast and the next day we feast again.
A1 is reading Rosy and John* by Pierre Lemaitre. A2 is rereading On the Yankee Station by William Boyd; short stories mostly about young men lusting after random women and generally failing to score.

In the Darkness Shineth

Our Christmas tree is up at last and festooned with coloured lights instead of the normal plain ones.
A1 is reading What the Dark Whispers* by MJ Lee. If I was a publisher’s reader and this was a first novel, I might say “Shows some promise, but needs work. Reject with encouragement.” But MJL has published 30 crime novels in the last ten years and really should have sorted out his plotting. (Example: An apparent suicide pays for self-immolation petrol with his own credit card, and the baffled cops are unable to identify him.) And the book badly needs a proofreader.
A2, inspired by an article by Aditya Chakrabortty, is rereading Kingdom Come by JG Ballard. In an imaginary future, suburban blokes string St George’s flags from lamp-posts, trash Asian shops and try to burn down asylum hostels. Couldn’t happen here.

Jab Day

Alas, the jabberwock has gone (perhaps defeated by the frumious Bandersnatch, or the Jubjub bird) and so have the COVID shots for under-75s. Still, we had what jabs we could get and are back home with uncomfortable arms.
A1 is reading The Society of Unknowable Objects* by Gareth Brown, a bad children’s fantasy with added swearing and violence. It’s not precisely a sequel to The Book of Doors (which worked much better) but is set in the same universe and has references to it. Disappointing.
In anticipation of the forthcoming final volume of Philip Pullman’s Book of Dust trilogy, A2 is rereading volume 1, La Belle Sauvage.

After the Birthday

Transit of Bob. It was A2’s birthday yesterday so she got a lot of lovely presents of things to drink, read and wear to the gym. Our family dinner was chicken, bacon and broccoli with A1’s cherry cake and perfect garden apple charlotte for afters. We scored 9 on the GSQ. Could have been worse. And we could have seen the lunar eclipse if it hadn’t been cloudy, and then raining. But it was clear in Lusaka (see right) — thanks, Guida!
A1 is reading The Hallmarked Man by Robert Galbraith, the latest biceps-straining volume in the Strike/Ellacott saga. Expensive, too — probably the first £30 mass-market novel (although it’s been heavily discounted).
It’s nominally a fiendishly complicated crime novel (and it is complicated — you may want to take notes), but RG is having great fun with the on-off relationship between the protagonists, which fortunately errs on the right side of soapiness; you can imagine her smirking at the readers’ reactions. The targets this time include Freemasonry and another stab at an evil Boris Johnson analogue, who really seems to appeal to writers (cf Mick Herron, MW Craven etc). Can’t imagine why… Criticism? There’s a bit too much phonetic transcription of accents, and the subplot about human trafficking gets somewhat lost in all the fol-de-rol. But a thoroughly enjoyable read nonetheless.
A2 is reading The Predicament by William Boyd, which was absolutely delightful. Thank you A1.

A Record, of Sorts

Earliest dates for reaching 1000kWh
Rank Date Total Year total/rank
1 11 Jul 2025 1001.506 ?
2 16 Jul 2020 1009.582 1513.188/3
3 16 Jul 2015 1005.793 1528.472/2
4 17 Jul 2022 1000.305 1537.314/1
5 18 Jul 2021 1001.289 1484.297/4
6 19 Jul 2018 1007.096 1483.659/5
7 24 Jul 2023 1007.385 1465.268/7
8 25 Jul 2019 1004.350 1467.265/6
9 27 Jul 2014 1002.906 1440.038/8
10 29 Jul 2013 1000.932 1419.952/9
11 3 Aug 2017 1003.167 1403.480/10
12 8 Aug 2012 1004.008 1369.068/11
13 10 Aug 2016 1000.968 1366.583/12
14 10 Aug 2024 1000.675 1321.768/13

A fine and sunny day, and the warmest of the year (32.6°C).

The solar panels made 12.33kWh, which takes us past 1000kWh for the year. This is the earliest date we’ve reached this milestone, as seen in the table, and puts us on target for a very good year.

24 (Wonderful) Years Later


It’s A1&2’s wedding anniversary and a delicious cherry cake was baked to celebrate.

A1 gave A2 a bunch of flowers and our number 6 coffee maker; a handy little gadget for making one cup of espresso, and A2 gave A1 The Red Shore by William Shaw in advance of publication.

It was our opal wedding so A2 got a packet of [redacted], previously known as Opal Fruits, and A1 got an opal (see below).

A2 is rereading Disgrace by Jussi Adler Olsen. 

National Beer Day

It is also Father’s Day, so we had a delicious chicken, leek and mushroom pie for the dads to enjoy with their beer, followed by Fried Alaska (with raspberry Swiss roll and minty chocolate ice cream), and scored a creditable 11 on the GSQ.
A1 is rereading Born in a Burial Gown by MW Craven. A2 is reading The Man Made of Smoke* by Alex North. Many years ago, various people ignored an unhappy child in a service station, and now they are being bumped off one by one.

Mother’s Eid

It’s Eid-al-Fitr, Mother’s Day and Gez birthday eve and A1 has made a delicious strawberry sponge to round off our meal of stroggers and pasta, after which we scored 11.5 on the GSQ.
A1 is reading The Trap* by Ava Glass (don’t mind if I do), which was a tediously cliched spy thriller — ChatGPT could do better. A2 is rereading Be My Enemy by Christopher Brookmyre.

Critters of the Day: Women

Yes, it’s International Women’s Day. We had a family lunch of kedgeree (with boiled eggs for the fish refusers), ate a blueberry cake and scored a substandard 9 on the GSQ.
A1 is rereading When the Devil Drives by Chris Brookmyre. A2 is reading The Fourteenth Letter* by Claire Evans, which was weird and unbelievable.

恭喜发财

Happy New Year Everybody! May the snake of fortune wriggle through your world bringing you happiness and better quiz scores than the 7.7 we achieved tonight.
The food: egg fried rice, veggie noodles, jellified belly pork, rainbow chicken, sweet and sour pork, har gow, siew mai, jiaozi, fish egg balls, stewed eggs in various substances and of course the snake cake. Would have had spring rolls but A2 absent-mindedly steamed them.
A2 is rereading The Secret Life of Mr Roos by Hakan Nesser.