A fabulous family feast featuring green stuff, eggs, potatoes, salmon, tuna, cheeses, cold meats, chicken legs, sausage rolls and a peachy pie pudding, after which we scored a calamitous 8 on the GSQ. Outside, the street party was going on with more people than usual, most of whom seemed to be complete strangers.
A1 is reading The Graveyard of the Hesperides by Lindsay Davis. A2 is reading Buyer Beware by Catherine Ryan Howard; a woman with a dodgy past moves into a house with a dodgy past. What could possibly go wrong?
Category: events
Silver Surfers
It has been 25 years since we tied the knot at Lusaka Civic Centre so we celebrated with a lunch of baked potatoes, cold meats and salad with the family, who brought wonderful presents and an unexpected bottle of champagne. We had cherry cake on galaxy-themed paper plates for afters and scored a disappointing 9 on the GSQ. Must try harder.
When darkness fell, the first noctilucent clouds of the year filled the sky; a special gift for us on our special day.
A2 is rereading Bad Actors by Mick Herron.
Life Is Just a Bowl of Cherries
The cherries are a small selection from our garden tree. The books are presents for the birthday boy.
On the equal hottest day of the month A2 cooked a dinner of roast pork, roast potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, stuffing, gravy, carrots, broccoli and garden peas, followed by a leftover carrot cake trifle with garden cherries on top. Enjoy!
A2 is rereading Slough House by Mick Herron.
Happy Birthday Dave
It’s Commonwealth Day and also Dave’s birthday so we ate Swedish meatballs to celebrate his origins and A1 served up a lovely cake with candles, peach slices and sprinkles on top. Afterwards we did the quiz with Ivy as quizmaster and scored a steadying 10.
A1 is reading Death at the Sanatorium* by Ragnar Jonasson. A2 is reading The Mask of Dimitrios by Eric Ambler.
Jabs for the Girls
A2 went for the Covid jab and Salvation Army shopping experience today. Changes: very few punters, you no longer get a certificate and the nurse calls it a sharp prick instead of a sharp scratch or a little prick. And the wall of the long departed Jabberwock has been painted over again. [Aside: A1’s id number at boarding school was 37. But he had nothing to do with this. Honest.]
A2 is reading Tom Lake* by Ann Patchett, featuring three sisters in a cherry orchard.
Happy Easter Everybody
Here are the younger generations enjoying their meal of roast beef, potatoes, peas, carrots, broccoli, Yorkshire puddings and gravy without posing, smirking or gurning. And here is the festive cheesecake and their Easter gifts of fake bakes.
Sadly we only scored 7 on the GSQ. Worst this year.
Moon of Eid
A delicate crescent moon for Eid, Nowruz, the vernal equinox and the International Day of Happiness.
A2 is rereading The Sub by Thomas M Disch.
Booktally Day
It’s Booktally Day! Since we started counting we have read 3390 books; a mere 240 up on last year, but many of them were enormous, eg IT, ICE and assorted Neal Stephensons.
Out today is Nonesuch by Francis Spufford (see above) which A2 is about to read. A1 has just started rereading House of Suns by Alastair Reynolds so he’ll have to wait his turn.
Happy Pancake Day, Ramadan, Chinese New Year and Birthday Bob!
So much to celebrate! We had more food than you can shake a chopstick at, followed by A1’s sublime chocolate cake with 10 candles and 10 Lego minifigures sunk knee-deep in ganache.
A1 is reading HHhH by Laurent Binet. A2 is rereading Valis by Philip K Dick. We scored a most excellent 11 on the GSQ.
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Fireworks in the far distance, played backwards as 2025 disappears into history.
Our weather station malfunctioned at various points in the year, with the base unit failing in June and the business end packing in in December; consequently none of the statistics are reliable. However the solar panels soldiered bravely on and served up 1,530.932kWh, making 2025 our second best year ever.
A1 is rereading Bad Actors by Mick Herron.
The Girl (and Boy) with All the Gifts
We each gave each other copies of The Burning Grounds and The Halcyon Years but A2 got 2 unduplicated books. Other goodies: hairy shoes, fluffy socks, a cushion cover, salt and pepper grinders, a yoyo, Shiwa coffee, a turntable and a Raspberry Pi. Lucky us.
We had succulent tender roast pork, roast potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, pigs in blankets, stuffing balls, carrots, sprouts, spring greens and gravy for dinner. Tomorrow we will eat it all again.
We are watching Slow Horses. A1 is reading The Regulators by Stephen King. A2 is reading ICE by Jacek Dukaj. Thank you A1.
Oh Christmas Tree
The Yorkshire puddings, pigs in blankets and stuffing balls are ready and the Christmas presents are all wrapped up and awaiting the grand opening. Tomorrow we feast and the next day we feast again.
A1 is reading Rosy and John* by Pierre Lemaitre. A2 is rereading On the Yankee Station by William Boyd; short stories mostly about young men lusting after random women and generally failing to score.
In the Darkness Shineth
Our Christmas tree is up at last and festooned with coloured lights instead of the normal plain ones.
A1 is reading What the Dark Whispers* by MJ Lee. If I was a publisher’s reader and this was a first novel, I might say “Shows some promise, but needs work. Reject with encouragement.” But MJL has published 30 crime novels in the last ten years and really should have sorted out his plotting. (Example: An apparent suicide pays for self-immolation petrol with his own credit card, and the baffled cops are unable to identify him.) And the book badly needs a proofreader.
A2, inspired by an article by Aditya Chakrabortty, is rereading Kingdom Come by JG Ballard. In an imaginary future, suburban blokes string St George’s flags from lamp-posts, trash Asian shops and try to burn down asylum hostels. Couldn’t happen here.
Baubles
Tis the season to be jolly tasteless.
A2 is reading IT by Stephen King.
It’s Coming…
Yes, the season of … well, trying to avoid it. The shops are full of it, and still a month to go. And last week the Chapel Allerton willow tree got its lights.
A2, who walked to the shops today, but not those shops, is rereading The Priest by Thomas M Disch.
Halloween Spider…
…looking for a nice snack of a flamingo. And later, a double rainbow:
October 2025 was our coldest and least sunny October ever recorded. It was averagely wet though. A2 is rereading Shrines of Gaiety by Kate Atkinson.
Diwali
Some Diwali fireworks. The first few were local, followed at 9pm by the main event at the Sikh Temple. Obscured by trees from here, but still a splendid display.
Jab Day
Alas, the jabberwock has gone (perhaps defeated by the frumious Bandersnatch, or the Jubjub bird) and so have the COVID shots for under-75s. Still, we had what jabs we could get and are back home with uncomfortable arms.
A1 is reading The Society of Unknowable Objects* by Gareth Brown, a bad children’s fantasy with added swearing and violence. It’s not precisely a sequel to The Book of Doors (which worked much better) but is set in the same universe and has references to it. Disappointing.
In anticipation of the forthcoming final volume of Philip Pullman’s Book of Dust trilogy, A2 is rereading volume 1, La Belle Sauvage.
After the Birthday
Transit of Bob. It was A2’s birthday yesterday so she got a lot of lovely presents of things to drink, read and wear to the gym. Our family dinner was chicken, bacon and broccoli with A1’s cherry cake and perfect garden apple charlotte for afters. We scored 9 on the GSQ. Could have been worse. And we could have seen the lunar eclipse if it hadn’t been cloudy, and then raining. But it was clear in Lusaka (see right) — thanks, Guida!
A1 is reading The Hallmarked Man by Robert Galbraith, the latest biceps-straining volume in the Strike/Ellacott saga. Expensive, too — probably the first £30 mass-market novel (although it’s been heavily discounted).
It’s nominally a fiendishly complicated crime novel (and it is complicated — you may want to take notes), but RG is having great fun with the on-off relationship between the protagonists, which fortunately errs on the right side of soapiness; you can imagine her smirking at the readers’ reactions. The targets this time include Freemasonry and another stab at an evil Boris Johnson analogue, who really seems to appeal to writers (cf Mick Herron, MW Craven etc). Can’t imagine why… Criticism? There’s a bit too much phonetic transcription of accents, and the subplot about human trafficking gets somewhat lost in all the fol-de-rol. But a thoroughly enjoyable read nonetheless.
A2 is reading The Predicament by William Boyd, which was absolutely delightful. Thank you A1.
Crowd of the Day: Chapel Allerton Arts Festival
A2 was put off by the seething crowd under a lowering sky so did not go in and got home before the heavy rain started.
A2 is reading Sleeper Beach by Nick Harkaway.
Ride a White Horse
The music has been playing for days and today was a perfect day for a carnival, warm (28.9°C) and sunny (9.46kWh) but A2 could not face the walk and the crowds so here is a picture from the old days (like about 20 years ago).
A1 is reading A Schooling in Murder* by Andrew Taylor. A2 is reading Shards of Earth by Adrian Tchaikovsky.
A Record, of Sorts
| Rank | Date | Total | Year total/rank |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 11 Jul 2025 | 1001.506 | ? |
| 2 | 16 Jul 2020 | 1009.582 | 1513.188/3 |
| 3 | 16 Jul 2015 | 1005.793 | 1528.472/2 |
| 4 | 17 Jul 2022 | 1000.305 | 1537.314/1 |
| 5 | 18 Jul 2021 | 1001.289 | 1484.297/4 |
| 6 | 19 Jul 2018 | 1007.096 | 1483.659/5 |
| 7 | 24 Jul 2023 | 1007.385 | 1465.268/7 |
| 8 | 25 Jul 2019 | 1004.350 | 1467.265/6 |
| 9 | 27 Jul 2014 | 1002.906 | 1440.038/8 |
| 10 | 29 Jul 2013 | 1000.932 | 1419.952/9 |
| 11 | 3 Aug 2017 | 1003.167 | 1403.480/10 |
| 12 | 8 Aug 2012 | 1004.008 | 1369.068/11 |
| 13 | 10 Aug 2016 | 1000.968 | 1366.583/12 |
| 14 | 10 Aug 2024 | 1000.675 | 1321.768/13 |
A fine and sunny day, and the warmest of the year (32.6°C).
The solar panels made 12.33kWh, which takes us past 1000kWh for the year. This is the earliest date we’ve reached this milestone, as seen in the table, and puts us on target for a very good year.
24 (Wonderful) Years Later
It’s A1&2’s wedding anniversary and a delicious cherry cake was baked to celebrate.
A1 gave A2 a bunch of flowers and our number 6 coffee maker; a handy little gadget for making one cup of espresso, and A2 gave A1 The Red Shore by William Shaw in advance of publication.
It was our opal wedding so A2 got a packet of [redacted], previously known as Opal Fruits, and A1 got an opal (see below).
A2 is rereading Disgrace by Jussi Adler Olsen.
Happy Birthday Chris
The good times keep on rolling! Here’s the birthday boy’s boozy coffee walnut cake looking like Pacman going after our cherries.
A1 is rereading A House Full of Knives by William Shaw. A2, inspired by watching Dept Q, is rereading Mercy, aka The Keeper of Lost Causes by Jussi Adler-Olsen.
Happy Birthdays Twins
We celebrated with a random Chinese banquet with allegedly perfect chocolate chip cookies for afters, serenaded the twins over the phone and scored a respectable 11 on the GSQ.
A2 is rereading The Cliff House by Chris Brookmyre.
Later: And just after midnight, the first noctilucent clouds of the season:
