{"id":16833,"date":"2021-05-04T22:13:41","date_gmt":"2021-05-04T21:13:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/?p=16833"},"modified":"2021-05-06T21:53:09","modified_gmt":"2021-05-06T20:53:09","slug":"critter-in-the-cupboard-pholcus-phalangioides","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/?p=16833","title":{"rendered":"Critter in the Cupboard: Pholcus phalangioides"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16834\" src=\"http:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/spiderDSCN7169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/spiderDSCN7169.jpg 600w, https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/spiderDSCN7169-300x190.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>This l<a href=\"http:\/\/abugblog.blogspot.com\/2011\/12\/pholcus-phalangioides-daddy-long-leg.html\">ong-legged lady<\/a> is living in the cupboard with the coffee cups and jars of jam. God knows what she eats and who fertilised the ball of eggs she is lugging around.<br \/>\nAdmin1 is reading <em>Save Me<\/em> by Mandasue Heller, but gave up halfway on this melodramatic soapy nonsense (only got that far by treating it as a farce).<br \/>\nAdmin2 is reading <em>Three Hours<\/em> by Rosamund Lupton; a school siege in a snowstorm which was so captivating that I expected to hear about it on the news.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This long-legged lady is living in the cupboard with the coffee cups and jars of jam. God knows what she eats and who fertilised the ball of eggs she is lugging around. Admin1 is reading Save Me by Mandasue Heller, but gave up halfway on this melodramatic soapy nonsense (only got that far by treating &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/?p=16833\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Critter in the Cupboard: Pholcus phalangioides&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[19,20],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16833"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16833"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16843,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16833\/revisions\/16843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}