{"id":21098,"date":"2025-03-23T21:35:41","date_gmt":"2025-03-23T21:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/?p=21098"},"modified":"2025-03-23T21:35:41","modified_gmt":"2025-03-23T21:35:41","slug":"sad-kiwi-fruit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/?p=21098","title":{"rendered":"Sad Kiwi Fruit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IkiwiMG_20250317_175405.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21099\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IkiwiMG_20250317_175405.jpg 600w, https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IkiwiMG_20250317_175405-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>No wonder; it&#8217;s no fun being chopped up and mixed with a load of common fruits.<br \/>\nWe had porky vegetables and cheesy courgettes for our family dinner, followed by parkin with custard, and scored 10.5 on the GSQ.<br \/>\nA2 is rereading <em>Boiling a Frog<\/em> by Christopher Brookmyre.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No wonder; it&#8217;s no fun being chopped up and mixed with a load of common fruits. We had porky vegetables and cheesy courgettes for our family dinner, followed by parkin with custard, and scored 10.5 on the GSQ. A2 is rereading Boiling a Frog by Christopher Brookmyre.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[20,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21098"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21098"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21100,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21098\/revisions\/21100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}