{"id":22056,"date":"2026-01-13T22:54:09","date_gmt":"2026-01-13T22:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/?p=22056"},"modified":"2026-01-15T15:09:56","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T15:09:56","slug":"a-nice-pair-of-tits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/?p=22056","title":{"rendered":"A Nice Pair of Tits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-22057\" src=\"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/titsF7DL5972.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/titsF7DL5972.jpg 600w, https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/titsF7DL5972-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>The weather today was mediocre so here are some birds.<br \/>\nA1 is rereading <em>The Secret Hours<\/em> by Mick Herron. A2 is reading <em>There Is No Antimemetics Division<\/em> by qntm which was \u275a\u275a\u275a\u275a\u275a but \u275a\u275a\u275a\u275a\u275a.<br \/>\nWe are watching <em>Down Cemetery Road<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weather today was mediocre so here are some birds. A1 is rereading The Secret Hours by Mick Herron. A2 is reading There Is No Antimemetics Division by qntm which was \u275a\u275a\u275a\u275a\u275a but \u275a\u275a\u275a\u275a\u275a. We are watching Down Cemetery Road.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[19,20,29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22056"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22056"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22065,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22056\/revisions\/22065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}