{"id":9437,"date":"2017-01-10T22:26:28","date_gmt":"2017-01-10T22:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/?p=9437"},"modified":"2017-01-12T22:14:00","modified_gmt":"2017-01-12T22:14:00","slug":"gourd-almighty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/?p=9437","title":{"rendered":"Gourd Almighty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/?attachment_id=9438\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9438\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/17-01-10DSCN3430.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"17-01-10DSCN3430\" width=\"600\" height=\"416\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/17-01-10DSCN3430.jpg 600w, https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/17-01-10DSCN3430-300x208.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/17-01-10DSCN3430-150x104.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nAn enormous squash in the supermarket.<br \/>\nAdmin1 is reading <em>A Dance with Dragons 1: Dreams and Dust<\/em> by George RR Martin. Admin2 is reading <em>Commonwealth<\/em> by Ann Patchett, a mundane family saga with a massive build-up to a minuscule reveal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An enormous squash in the supermarket. Admin1 is reading A Dance with Dragons 1: Dreams and Dust by George RR Martin. Admin2 is reading Commonwealth by Ann Patchett, a mundane family saga with a massive build-up to a minuscule reveal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[19,20],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9437"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9437"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9448,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9437\/revisions\/9448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vermilionsands.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}