Fixing a Hole

The gas men cometh with a digger on a wagon full of dirt to fill the holes where the rain gets in (and there has been plenty of rain today — 41.4 mm, all-time number four on the high score table). All done now; we are cooking with gas.
A1 is reading Scatter Her Ashes* by Heine Bakkeid, a grim and gloomy tale with another useless protagonist. A2 is reading A Death at Fountains Abbey by Antonia Hodgson.

Gas Works

The gas men are coming for us
Some of their stuff
A massive soil shifter — it sucks!
The new pipe — on a roll!
And a shedload of barriers in front of our hedge.
It will be our turn soon and our gas meter is buried in the bowels of the extension so we won’t be cooking with gas.
A1 is reading The Wild Swimmers by William Shaw, a double-spaced Cupidi novel(la). Weaker than WS’ usual offerings, unfortunately — has some signs of being rushed, with a number of typos, a slightly confusing plot and an implausible recovery from grave injury. Still, entertaining enough — thanks, A2!

Thunderbolt and Lightning

Boom boom! An unexpected thunderstorm and 36mm of rain in four hours.
A1 is reading Bad for Good* by Graham Bartlett, and shouldn’t have bothered. With cover encomia from our favourites MW Craven, William Shaw and Elly Griffiths (among others), this terrible and unpleasantly violent book was written by an ex-cop who seems to enjoy depicting senior coppers as venal, murderous villains. Along with nearly every other character. Moral: Never trust blurbs!
Happy Cotton Anniversary G & D.

Phew!

A very large 2000-piece jigsaw, which took us two weeks to finish and required the whole table to do. Why is there always one piece missing?
We had toad in the hole with garden broccoli and rhubarb crumble with garden rhubarb for our family meal with garden flowers on the table and scored an absolutely appalling 6 on the GSQ.
A1 is reading Cut Short by Leigh Russell. A2 is rereading PopCo by Scarlett Thomas.

What the Dickens

A1 brought home this Dickens themed jigsaw from the library and just managed to finish in time to clear it away for our family dinner of chicken, bacon and broccoli followed by a reprise of Monday’s chocolate orange cake. Spot the missing piece…
We scored 11.5 on the GSQ, bringing our average back over 10.
A1 is rereading Reconstruction by Mick Herron. A2 is reading Killing Moon* by Jo Nesbo. We are watching Mare of Easttown.

Let There Be Lights

Christmas Lights Man’s illuminations continue into the post-Twelfth-Night danger zone.
A1 is reading Snow Fall by Jorn Lier Horst. A2 is reading Julia by Sandra Newman (thx A1) which has ruined Nineteen Eighty-Four for me forever with its [highlight for spoiler]  Wizard of Ozzy reveal and the recasting of Winston Smith as a magnetic sex god. Ungood.

God Jul

City centre bling.
A1 is rereading London Rules by Mick Herron. A2 is reading Fearless by MW Craven which is all about masculinity and gunfire in the USA so far, with hooks to keep you reading. The protagonist is basically a psychopathic serial killer with no compunctions. A far cry from Washington Poe books set in Cumbria but might as well carry on (I finished it and felt quite dirty). There will be new books tomorrow; thank you baby Jesus.

Cold Case Coppers Come Knocking

Current crime fiction fans A1 and A2 were surprised when a pair of detectives (bearing a slight resemblance to characters Catherine Cawood of Happy Valley and Steve Arnott of Line of Duty, who are standing in for them in this photo) turned up unannounced to question A1 about a 1996 unsolved murder close to his former flat; sadly he couldn’t help them with their enquiries.
A1 is reading Cold as Hell* by Lilja Sigurdardottir. A2 is reading The Arsenic Labyrinth by Martin Edwards.

Fixes

Props to A1 for fixing the broken battery latch on our £2 camera with 2 mending plates and a tripod screw. Now all we need is a data cable and to come to terms with the fact that the batteries are already exhausted. £2 becomes £20.
A1 is reading Longstone by LJ Ross. These three crime novels — 8, 9 and 10 in a series — were all readable, but otherwise unremarkable. Good on atmospheric and interesting locations (Northumberland and environs) but unconvincing on characterisation and plot.
A2 tried The Last House on Needless Street* by Catriona Ward but couldn’t get into it and is now reading Outside* by Ragnar Jonasson; four friends with secrets and scores to settle trapped in a mountain hut in a blizzard.

Vermilion Sands: The Manhole Cover

Another addition to our collection of personholes and street plaques, this one with our initials.
Admin1 is reading Conquest by Nina Allen, which appeared to tick a number of Admin1’s boxes — SF, JS Bach, crime, conspiracy — but ended up being slightly unfocused thematically and with some irritating stylistic quirks (NA eschews quotation marks for speech). A brave attempt which didn’t quite come off. But many thanks, Admin2!
Admin2 is reading The Lock-up* by John Banville. As in the other two books in the series, everything proceeds very sedately until the last chapter, when all hell breaks loose [correction: the penultimate chapter; the last 2 books had a coda in which someone got away with something].

Roadworks

Lots of mending, gravelling, tarring and installing huge networks of temporary traffic lights going on, plus people changing the bulbs in the street lights and a lost fire engine.
June 2022 had twice as much rain as June 2021 but half a kWh more sunshine, making it our third best June ever. Average temperatures were within a fraction of a degree of last year’s averages.
Admin1 is reading The Vinyl Detective: Attack and Decay by Andrew Cartmel. Admin2 is reading The Botanist by MW Craven.