
A1’s Complete Works of Ian Rankin Christmas jigsaw puzzle (thanks Gez) is finally finished. And now that we have finished watching Down Cemetery Road, A1 is rereading the initiating novel by Mick Herron.
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In the Darkness Shineth
Our Christmas tree is up at last and festooned with coloured lights instead of the normal plain ones.
A1 is reading What the Dark Whispers* by MJ Lee. If I was a publisher’s reader and this was a first novel, I might say “Shows some promise, but needs work. Reject with encouragement.” But MJL has published 30 crime novels in the last ten years and really should have sorted out his plotting. (Example: An apparent suicide pays for self-immolation petrol with his own credit card, and the baffled cops are unable to identify him.) And the book badly needs a proofreader.
A2, inspired by an article by Aditya Chakrabortty, is rereading Kingdom Come by JG Ballard. In an imaginary future, suburban blokes string St George’s flags from lamp-posts, trash Asian shops and try to burn down asylum hostels. Couldn’t happen here.
Head Scratching Time
Thanks to channelling our brainpower, we scored 12 on the GSQ tonight after our delicious dinner of roast chicken and apple crumble; our best score this year so far.
Ai is rereading The Sacred Art of Stealing by Christopher Brookmyre. A2 is reading Trapped* by Camilla Lackberg and Hendrix Fexeus; a special unit in the Department Q/Peculier Crimes mould recruits a mind-reader to solve a series of murders committed with stage magic equipment.
Oh Ganny Boy, the Pipes, the Pipes are Calling
The nights are getting cold and the cats are huddling close to the radiator and the hot water pipes under the floor.
A1 is rereading A Climate of Fear and A2 is rereading The Ghost Riders of Ordebec, both by Fred Vargas.
Box Taking Exercise
The hero that is Admin1 has removed the world-class collection of cardboard boxes that were blocking up the extension and filled the recycle bin to the brim.
Admin1 is rereading Born in a Burial Gown by MW Craven. Admin2 is reading The Man Who Died Twice by Richard Osman.
Flower of the Day: Amaryllis
Welcome to our new host. Our blog is back in business after a day off.
And welcome back to this spectacular flower. Back after a year off.
Admin2 is reading Stone’s Fall by Iain Pears.
We scored 10 on the GSQ.
Miaow
Haven’t seen anything interesting lately so here are our cats keeping the bed warm.
Admin1 is reading Righteous Prey by John Sandford (reliably entertaining). Admin2 is reading Bewilderment by Richard Powers which was much better than I anticipated after the snorefest that was The Overstory: a steal from Flowers for Algernon, which he quite rightly referenced, with lots of environmentalism and a serving of schmaltz but a good dollop of skiffy sensibility too.
Stairway to Heaven

Admin2 came home from Light Night to find that Admin1 had done his own illuminations. What a lightful surprise!
We had an exquisite chicken and leek pie for our family meal and scored an amazing eleven on the GSQ.
Admin1 is rereading Thud! by Sir Terry Pratchett. Admin2 is rereading Brazzaville Beach by William Boyd.
Orchid Cactus
The Disocactus x hybridus in our bathroom puts out another overarching display.
Admin1 is reading No Other Darkness by Sarah Hilary. Admin2 is rereading Real Tigers by Mick Herron, which features a devastating portrait of a popular but pernicious politician, totally fictional of course.
Cubist Collage
Outside is shrouded in clouds and sodden with rain, so here is a view from inside.
Admin1 is reading The Last Astronaut by David Wellington, a highly derivative cross between Rendezvous with Rama and Alien, complete with chestburster scene. How this awful, badly characterised and idiot-plotted novel got on the Clarke Award shortlist is one of the great cosmic mysteries.
Admin2 is rereading Time out of Joint by Philip K Dick. Nothing is real.
Hooray Hooray It’s Bookytally Day!
We have read 2309 books since we started counting; 274 in the last year. Here are just some of them.
Best Friends for Five Minutes
Our cats in an uncharacteristic affectionate pose. They spend most of the day annoying each other and half the night charging up and down stairs playing a crazy game of hide-and-seek.
Admin1 is reading Cover Your Tracks by Clare Askew. Admin2 is reading Nightshade by ES Thomson.
We scored 10 on the GSQ.
Finding Jesus
Baby Jesus has been missing from our Nativity scene for years now but Admin2 found him in the cupboard while reading the gas meter. Admin2’s mother made the set from a kit of plaster of Paris moulds back in the olden days. Jesus looks like a self portrait.

Admin2 is reading Under the Wave at Waimea by Paul Theroux but abandoned it because surfing is boring. Admin1 is reading The 22 Murders of Madison May by Max Barry.
We scored 10 on the GWQ.
Flower of the Day: Orchid Cactus
This Disocactus x hybridus has been chilling out on the bathroom windowsill for years, producing one or two flowers a year, if any. This year it has gone crazy.
Admin1 is reading Let the Dead Speak by Jane Casey. Admin2 is reading Death in the East by Abir Mukherjee.
B Is for Books
It’s Booktally Day! In the past 8 years we have read 2035 books, 260 up on last year.
Admin2 is reading Dog Will Have His Day by Fred Vargas; the plot hinges on a dog turd deposited on a Paris street at midnight.
Christmas Is Coming

Our Christmas cactus suddenly in bloom on an unexpectedly sunny day.
Admin1 is reading Woman with a Birthmark by Hakan Nesser.
Will You Love Me to Marrow?
We have been keeping an eye on our tiny courgettes, hoping that they would eventually grow big enough to be worth eating. Yesterday we found this long-as-your-arm monster hiding under a leaf.

And here it is baked and stuffed. Yums!

Admin1 is reading The Thousand Autumns of Jacob De Zoet by David Mitchell. Admin2 is reading The Lantern Men by Elly Griffiths which was implausible and stupid.
Reflections
Cats on the Table

Admin1 is reading Insidious Intent by Val McDermid and Admin2 is reading Speak by Louisa Hall; a clever novel about artificial intelligence, love and loss.
We scored 9.5 on the GWQ, close to our average score in 2018, which was 9.347692308…, continuing our year-on-year improvement.
Aerial Sunset
Balls!

Admins 1&2’s new dining table which converts to a snooker table. Thank you St Gemmas. Game on!
Admin1 is rereading Kolymsky Heights by Lionel Davidson. Admin2 is reading The Hit by Nadia Dalbueno.
Khofi ya tsiku: Malawi Pamwamba which was pamwamba (top).
All the Family

With this lot on our team we managed to score 11 on the GWQ. Thx Gui, Lee, Bi & Fi, C, G & D.
Admin1 is reading Transcription by Kate Atkinson; finely written, but I wasn’t convinced by the denouement. Admin 2 is reading America City by Chris Beckett, a fabulous book about the power of publicity to change for the worse an America changed for the worse by climate change, and topical in the week of Hurricane Michael.
In the Air Tonight
Our new toy tool: a drone with a movie camera, bought to look at the solar panels to see if they need a clean (and definitely not to have fun with). It’s pretty difficult to control in small spaces, but Admin1 is slowly improving with practice. This is the highest we’ve taken it so far.
Admin1 is rereading The Bone Clocks by David Mitchell.
Coffee of the day: Costa Rica Montanas del Diamante Tarrazu; smooth and citric.



